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Joke Time!
1nglor1ous
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Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 3:57 AM | Message # 1
- Ever heard of the guy who never got laid?
- "No"
- Me either

HAHA!
 
Yveske93
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Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 1:00 PM | Message # 2
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''''What about the green one?'' the man asks.The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''''What about the red one?'' the man asks.The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''The man says, ''What does HE do?''The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

Sincerely,
Yves
 
Inglorious-Nutcase
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Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 2:36 PM | Message # 3
so .... where is the black one ? I like black. Only not humans and coffee ....

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Yveske93
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Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 2:43 PM | Message # 4
Is that racist intended? Or not? wink
He knows what i mean tongue


Sincerely,
Yves
 
Inglorious-Nutcase
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Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 2:50 PM | Message # 5
nope not racist at all hahahhahahahaha biggrin

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Yveske93
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Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 2:54 PM | Message # 6
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Sincerely,
Yves
 
Inglorious-Nutcase
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Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 8:45 PM | Message # 7
hahahahahahahahaha classic but funny biggrin

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1nglor1ous
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Date: Thursday, 2014-03-27, 1:53 PM | Message # 8
Lmao old but gold! biggrin
 
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