Joke Time!
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1nglor1ous Offline | Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 3:57 AM | Message # 1 |
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| - Ever heard of the guy who never got laid? - "No" - Me either
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Yveske93 Offline | Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 1:00 PM | Message # 2 |
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| One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''''What about the green one?'' the man asks.The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''''What about the red one?'' the man asks.The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''The man says, ''What does HE do?''The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
Sincerely, Yves
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Inglorious-Nutcase Offline | Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 2:36 PM | Message # 3 |
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| so .... where is the black one ? I like black. Only not humans and coffee ....
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Yveske93 Offline | Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 2:43 PM | Message # 4 |
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| Is that racist intended? Or not? He knows what i mean
Sincerely, Yves
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Inglorious-Nutcase Offline | Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 2:50 PM | Message # 5 |
Posts: 16
| nope not racist at all hahahhahahahaha
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Yveske93 Offline | Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 2:54 PM | Message # 6 |
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| A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Sincerely, Yves
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Inglorious-Nutcase Offline | Date: Wednesday, 2014-03-26, 8:45 PM | Message # 7 |
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| hahahahahahahahaha classic but funny
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1nglor1ous Offline | Date: Thursday, 2014-03-27, 1:53 PM | Message # 8 |
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| Lmao old but gold!
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